It’s kind of a shame too because when I first saw this game I was just interested to see how they would integrate the Switches’ motion controls, as well as the HD rumble… And it turns out, really damn poorly considering I only used the buttons after my initial attempt with how the game is advertised to be played – Like seriously, the clunky-ass button controls are more responsive than trying to actually slap a titty. Poke the girl, hear her make funny haha sex sounds and repeat. …And that’s pretty much the bulk of the game. This is where you use a special tool to really massage the ever loving shit out of her – The issue here is that they all suck, and are still boring as shit. The only enjoyment I got out of the game, in the end, was the fact that when you really just wanna grind out a certain outcome for a certain ending you end up poking her forehead or slapping her tits around for 5 minutes until you get to the big bad climax which is called Glorious Relfexology. Fondling the girl in different ways and in different areas will get you a different outcome which will lead to a different ending, but if I’m being completely honest the game expects you to do it way too many times for it to ever be fun – Hell, it wasn’t even really fun the first time around. In other words, you get to fondle the girl. …So when you’re in the dream sequence that’s when Reflexology kicks in. This game has all your degenerate needs covered.
Each dream sequence has its own theme where Asuka is playing some kind of character, be it a teacher, an idol, a student or….
There are multiple dream sequence scenarios depending on where you massage her on her hand. Through that, you get thrown into some kind of dream sequence where the bulk of the game begins.
So let’s try to explain at least what I understood of the plot of this dumpster fire to the best of my ability – You play some nameless protagonist who is basically helping out one of the main girlies from the series, Asuka she has some weird feelings inside her that only YOU can help her with… So you start by massaging her hands. I choose to review stupid anime fan-service games because well, they’re really fucking funny – In fact, some of them even end up having some really good gameplay like a couple of the Senran Kagura series… So when I saw a really dumb looking dating-sim-esque game where you massage an anime girl for the entirety of the game, well, I thought, “How bad could this be”?
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